Why lah?

It has been a norm that I don’t watch all kind of news.. for me, it’s too bias to whom ever they want.. and some news r just funny..

Contoh pertama 

Pemberita1: Sebelum memulakan berita isu semasa, marilah kita mengambil iktibar daripada kes ini.

Pemberita2: Seorang bayi telah terkunci didalam kereta setelah si ibu keluar utk mengambil seorang lagi anaknya di Sek. ABCD *sebab tak igt ape name sekolah…* Tanpa disedari si ibu, kereta telah terkunci secara otomatik, ketika air con dan enjin masih hidup.

Pemberita1: Marilah kita saksikan detik2 cemas si ibu dan guru2 sekolah cuba untuk membuka kunci kereta Itu.

Just for y’all yang gatail nak tahu ape citer penghabisan.. colleague bapak budak antor laa kunci spare kat wife die nih.. Duhhhh.. Nak kecoh ape case?

mcm lerrr jauh bebenor nak dpt kan kunci tuh.. logically laa, si ibu pegi amek anak, takkan laaa smpi 40km away from home. Tapi they actually took 2 hours to open the car. mak aih… lame betul nak terpikir amek kunci spare..

okie, i understand, the kid can die for carbon suffocation or something2 but my justification to why it is funny

1- this story actually tops the fact that SteveJobs died!! *RIP Sir.. I am not a fan of apple but I still respect you*

2- camne keta bleh kunci otomatik when enjin still on? I need someone to tell me this cuz I have no idea how could it..

3-Apsal took 2hours to get the car open? The teachers can offer a ride home to grab the spare key meh?

Conclusion: ITS FUNNY!

Contoh Kedua

A guy was caught for raping his own sister in law *creepydushdush punya brother in law* and he was sentenced for…. ntah.. i was busy trying to see the face of this culprit.. Usually, the culprits will hide their face.. so we shall use the cameraman’s skill to take a good shot of the face… tapi yang nih, cameraman need not to use his skill.. the guy has no problem showing off his rasenaktamparjer face..

But, what the news did was, they blurred the face.. apekah??? My point to justify

1- Dah tahu nak blurkan muke tuh, why laa from the very beginning, you took a shot of his face? take laa the kaki ke, bunga2 ditanam kat court tuh ke, gmbr monyet gayut2 ke.. Save cost for blurring the clip..

Conclusion: ITS FUNNY jugak!

Onto something different,

StaveJobs past away.. mase nih laa sume orang rase die lah paling rapat ngan Jobs.. people write how sad they are bla bla bla.. quoting his words.. quoting his speech during Stanford’s commencement la.. all this while? does anyone even care? for some, they just knew he got pancreatic cancer, and some just knew he resigned from CEO.. apekah??

true what band Perry sang.. “Funny, when you’re dead how people start listening..”

So, I’m not gonna quote his words, quote his speech cause i’m not gonna lie and say I’ve read it before.. baru bace nih haa.. and I self proclaim, I am not a big fan of his ipod, itouch, iphone, ipad.. Though saya mau iTouch sebijik..  But have to say, he is one respected guy to be contributing to our technology evolution.. salute!

On to another different topic *brape byk lompat katak daa*

I read a few blogs dimase lapang saye sekarang.. and got to understand there’s such thing as Wordless Wednesday.. Apparently, every wednesday, bloggers will post pictures ONLY that is self explanatory.. mcm syiok.. tapi oleh kerane, hari ini sudah hari Juma’at.. saya tangguhkan aktiviti itu keminggu hadapan, with the hope i will remember.. and ade gambar best nak post..

So wait for that yea.. =)

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2 thoughts on “Why lah?

  1. jimmy

    Contoh 1; In the end, mcm mana dia buka keta?
    Contoh 2; So tru..
    SteveJob; Thank good u r not apple fan.. RIP SteveJob

    learn new word today.. creepydushdush.. haha .. i’ll use it

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